Fake Google end of year award notification - stupid bastards

Google Corporation®

Belgrave House,

76 Buckingham Palace Road,

London SW1W 9TQ,

United Kingdom.

 

 

GOOGLE END OF YEAR AWARD NOTIFICATION.

 

Ref NO: GCS/cunt/88809

Batch: GUK/679/cunt/097I

 

We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our winners selected this year. This promotion was set-up to encourage the active users of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services. Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to the Google search engine. Google is now the biggest search engine Worldwide and in an effort to make sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, we ran an online e-mail beta test which your email address won Ј950,000.00 GBP {Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling}.

 

A winning Cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Board, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque. In your best interest to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants / non participants of this program. Kindly fill-in the verification and fund release form below.

 

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.

 

(1) Your contact address:

(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers:

(3) Your Nationality/Country:

(4) Your Full Name:

(5) Sex:

(6) Occupation:

(7) Age:

(8) Ever won an online lottery?

 

Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to file for your prize claim, kindly contact your CLAIMS agent.

 

CONTACT CLAIMS OFFICE:

 

Google Promotion Board

Dr. Brian Robinson

mrbriacuntinson77@yahoo.co.jp

 

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent. Ref NO: GCS/GXX/88809, Batch: GUK/??79/33/097I.

 

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

 

Lawrence Page

Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer.

©2012 Google Corporation.

Fake Visa Card email: illiterate and amateurish

Dear Visa Card Customer

In addition to preventing, detecting, and resolving credit card fraud and theft, we offer Verified by Visa, a free, simple-touse and free service that confirms your identity with an extra security.

Due to the recent fraud alerts, you are hereby required to get your visa card verified to ensure your card's security is not compromised. We advice you take a few seconds to verify your visa card now and prevent it from credit card fraud or theft.

Click Here to verify your visa card now.

Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help you protect your credit card, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you as we always want to serve you better.

Visa Card Security Department,
Visa Inc.

© Copyright 1996-2012 Visa. All Rights Reserved

Agent John Edward of the FBI - laughable and pathetic

Federal bureau of investigation

Field Intelligence Unit

J. Edgar Hoover building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC.

 

Urgent Attention: Beneficiary

 

I am special agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit, we have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at John F Kennedy airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau headquarter.

 

We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it to contain a total sum of $4.1 million and also backup documents which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due you from unpaid contract, inheritance, lotto, loan, etc.

 

We cross-checked all legal documentations in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking two very important documentation which as a result, the boxes has been confiscated and kept in our security vault.

 

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution, your consignment lacks proof of OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and homeland security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion.

 

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email {agent.john_e0001@imposter.com} within 72hours, so that i will guide you on how to get the needed documents. Failure to comply with our directive may lead you into problem; you may be arrested, interrogated and prosecuted in the court of law for money laundering.

 

We may also get the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) on money laundering involved if you do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as your funds is here now in the United States of America and can be delivered to any country of your choice once you secure those required documents.

 

Yours in service

 

Agent John Edward

Regional director

Federal Bureau of Investigation

E-mail:agent.john_e0001@imposter.com

'Prince Robert' is full of shit

Hello dear, Please accept my apologies if this request does not meet your personal ethics as it is not intended to cause you any embarrassment in what ever form.

I humbly write to solicit for your partnership and assistance in the transfer and investment of (USD$10.5M) of my inheritance funds from my late father who died mysteriously. 

I will like to further introduce myself to you. My name is Prince Robert Samura, I am age of 21 years old boy, am the only child of my late parents Mr. and Mrs. Dr Lewis Samura, It was very evident that my late father was poisoned to death by his business associate.I lost my mother when I was barely a year old and my father refused to re-marry another wife because he felt solely responsible for my mother's death. This is so because he concentrated much on his businesses that he rarely pays attention to domestic affairs.My late father ensured me when he was alive that I will have everything that I wanted to make me happy as his only son. It was as a result that he made me the next of kin to his fund deposit with the bank and stated that in the event of any eventuality, I should have a direct access to the funds only when I am 25 years otherwise, I should have a guardian to intercede on my behalf for the release of the funds to me for investments purpose. unfortunate he passes away and am only age of 21 years I wanted to transfers the fund to over sea for investments purpose due to my current situation. My wicked uncle has plan to kill me by all means and stand in the way to take over everything that belong to me after since my father dead, he conspired to sold my father’s properties to a Chinese Expatriate, that is why I wanted to transfer the fund to over sea before he can take over it, Please am seeking for your assistance to get the fund transfer to your account,I got your contact email from international domain database and I decided to contact you for this offer, that is based on trust and you’re outstanding. I need your assistance in transferring the fund to your account for investments purpose to over sea. The transaction is 100% legal and risk free on both sides hence you are going to follow my instruction till the fund is transferred and secured into your account. Please if you are interested in my offer kindly give me your full assurance, I has decided to contact you hope that you will find this offer interesting to assist me, on your confirmation of this message indicate your interest, I will furnish you more details, note that you will have 25% of the total fund while 75% will invest on your care, while I continue my studies. Endeavor to let me know your decision

Since 2weeks now am hiding in the hotel  for my safety and do sincerely want to travel out of this country. This can only happen when I have secured my inheritance funds into your bank account. This is why it is important that we have a plan on the type of lucrative business that we can invest the funds on.Please call me for more detials +22?-444 197 ???
Best regard
Prince Robert

Fake Barclays Bank email: pretends it's not spam

Dear Customer,

We are sorry to inform you that we detected irregular
activity on your online banking account.

For your protection, you must verify this activity with us
before you can continue using your account.

For security reasons we have attached the security form
to this e-mail.

Please download the document attached to this e-mail and
fill all fields to review your acccount activity.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are strictly advised to match your
information rightly to avoid service suspension.

We will review your activity to confirm that you are the
account holder and we will remove any restrictions placed
on your online banking account.

Be carefull, if you choose to ignore our request, you will 
leave us no choice to temporary suspend your online account.

Note: if you receive this e-mail as BULK/SPAM, please add
to your contacts:

Thank you and we apologize for any inconvenience that may have caused.
Sincerely, the Barclays Bank Security Departament.


© Copyright Barclays Bank Holdings Plc. 2012 - All rights reserved

Marcela wants to chat to a perfect stranger. Odd that

Hey ! 
I looked at your main image on fb. I quite like you a lot.  Let's chat !
I could send you my image if you want

Yours
marcela

Fake PayPal email - it's just a sad attempt to defraud you

You may have noticed that some limitations have been placed on your PayPal account. As a valued PayPal customer, we want to let you know what this means and how to resolve the situation.

What does it mean to have limited access?
Your account may be restricted for a number of reasons; you'll find out when you next log in to PayPal. As a result, you'll notice that some of the following options are now unavailable:

• Send money to other PayPal users
• Request or receive money from other users
• Edit or remove account details
• Close your PayPal account

How do I resolve the issue?
To assist us in our review, please log in to your account at paypal. You will see a message explaining why your account has been restricted, with details of what to do next.

The account limitation process helps to maintain PayPal as a safer way to buy and sell. It's similar to passing through a security checkpoint. When we limit an account we often simply ask the user to supply information to verify their identity, financial information or the merchandise they're selling.

PayPal aims to review account information within 48 hours* so please aim to get the information to us as soon as possible.


Yours sincerely,
PayPal secure team
Rand-Id: 1049784739
*Reviews are performed in the order they are received.