Fake Google end of year award notification - stupid bastards

Google Corporation®

Belgrave House,

76 Buckingham Palace Road,

London SW1W 9TQ,

United Kingdom.

 

 

GOOGLE END OF YEAR AWARD NOTIFICATION.

 

Ref NO: GCS/cunt/88809

Batch: GUK/679/cunt/097I

 

We wish to congratulate you once again on this note, for being part of our winners selected this year. This promotion was set-up to encourage the active users of the Google search engine and the Google ancillary services. Hence we do believe with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to the Google search engine. Google is now the biggest search engine Worldwide and in an effort to make sure that it remains the most widely used search engine, we ran an online e-mail beta test which your email address won Ј950,000.00 GBP {Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling}.

 

A winning Cheque will be issued in your name by Google Promotion Board, and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent along side your winning Cheque. In your best interest to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants / non participants of this program. Kindly fill-in the verification and fund release form below.

 

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.

 

(1) Your contact address:

(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers:

(3) Your Nationality/Country:

(4) Your Full Name:

(5) Sex:

(6) Occupation:

(7) Age:

(8) Ever won an online lottery?

 

Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to file for your prize claim, kindly contact your CLAIMS agent.

 

CONTACT CLAIMS OFFICE:

 

Google Promotion Board

Dr. Brian Robinson

mrbriacuntinson77@yahoo.co.jp

 

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent. Ref NO: GCS/GXX/88809, Batch: GUK/??79/33/097I.

 

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

 

Lawrence Page

Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer.

©2012 Google Corporation.

Fake Visa Card email: illiterate and amateurish

Dear Visa Card Customer

In addition to preventing, detecting, and resolving credit card fraud and theft, we offer Verified by Visa, a free, simple-touse and free service that confirms your identity with an extra security.

Due to the recent fraud alerts, you are hereby required to get your visa card verified to ensure your card's security is not compromised. We advice you take a few seconds to verify your visa card now and prevent it from credit card fraud or theft.

Click Here to verify your visa card now.

Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help you protect your credit card, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you as we always want to serve you better.

Visa Card Security Department,
Visa Inc.

© Copyright 1996-2012 Visa. All Rights Reserved

Agent John Edward of the FBI - laughable and pathetic

Federal bureau of investigation

Field Intelligence Unit

J. Edgar Hoover building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC.

 

Urgent Attention: Beneficiary

 

I am special agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit, we have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at John F Kennedy airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau headquarter.

 

We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it to contain a total sum of $4.1 million and also backup documents which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due you from unpaid contract, inheritance, lotto, loan, etc.

 

We cross-checked all legal documentations in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking two very important documentation which as a result, the boxes has been confiscated and kept in our security vault.

 

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution, your consignment lacks proof of OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and homeland security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion.

 

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email {agent.john_e0001@imposter.com} within 72hours, so that i will guide you on how to get the needed documents. Failure to comply with our directive may lead you into problem; you may be arrested, interrogated and prosecuted in the court of law for money laundering.

 

We may also get the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) on money laundering involved if you do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as your funds is here now in the United States of America and can be delivered to any country of your choice once you secure those required documents.

 

Yours in service

 

Agent John Edward

Regional director

Federal Bureau of Investigation

E-mail:agent.john_e0001@imposter.com