Wednesday 31 December 2008

Eric and Mary have $5.5m to empty on me

From Eric and Mary
I am delighted to write to you. My name is Eric Allen, I am sorry if this
mail will come to you as an embarrassment or a surprise, I just
felt like empting myself to you,I decided to confide in you, as am faceing
with total frustration and helpless.

My Ernest prayer is that you find this mail in good health and blessings.
I am presently residing in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire. I left my country with
my father after the death of my mother during the war in our country and
we came here because my father owned a business here (cocoa business)
during the going political crisis here which has turn out into a civil war
since 2003, my father was attacked and killed here at the hit of the
crisis as the rebels were killing prominent foreigners with the reason
that they were financially supporting the government against them and the
rebels are accusing the government of doing the killing.

After the death of my father our house was set ablaze, I was unable to
meet my needs pay my bills and accommodation. I did not know anyone here.
Though, I was luck that my late father confided in me before his death the
sum of $5.5 million dollars which he deposited with a bank here in cote
d'ivoire, I have already visited the bank director as the next of kin to
my late father and confirmed the deposit. I will want you to help me see
that this fund is transfered out of this country because of the political
situation here.

My father confided so much in me after the death of my mother,we were
so close that he never did anything without my knowledge and opinion. All
that I want is your sincere and genuine help in helping me to see that
this fund is transfered to your account in your country were you will also
help me invest this fund in a very good business as soon its been
transfered to your account. I cannot allow the money remain here, why,
because of the coming presidential election here which possess a great
risk to as my life and future solely lies on it.

If you have heard from the news for the past few months now there has been
rising tension which I will like to leave here as soon as we have this
money transferred into your account.

Finally,i am going to give you 20% of the total money for your assistance.
Please I am confiding completely in you and I really need your assistance
at this point of my life as you alone knows of this venture.

Thank you I wait to hear from you.
Regards,
From Eric and Mary

Monday 22 December 2008

Mr Trevor Haggins has $49.5 to give away, as you do

Hello,

How are you today? This email may come to you as a surprise as we have not
had a formal contact but I am desperate to make contact with you through
this means as a last resort. I am Mr Trevor Haggins the Personal Assistant
(Middle East) to Mr.Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky,who is a
prominent Russian, and whom here in after shall be referred to as my client.

He has confided in me that the account should be cleared immediately by any
means necessary and given me a go ahead.

Since 2005, my client has been having series of issues with the government
and this has lead to us closing down most of our offshore business
accounts to avoid confistication by the government. In the course of
closing down operations, I have discovered the existence of ideal funds
trapped in an offshore account in the United Kingdom which he has input in
my name ona business venture, the sum of Forty-Nine Million Five
hundred United States Dollars Only ($49,500,000.00).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3213505.stm

Best Regards,
Trevor Haggins.


YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.

Unknown person leaves £10.6m to stranger - fuck off you dickheads

¡Tengo nueva dirección de correo!

Ahora puedes escribirme a:lucasmooore11@yahoo.com.co

- We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to thetotal sum of 10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand BritishPounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name nowwithheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you becauseyou bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.We therefore reckoned that you could receive this fund as you arequalified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance.In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to usyour letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and aforwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high courtprobate division for the release of this sum of money.Please get back to me ASAP so as to get this done immediatelyYours faithfully,Mr.Lucas MOORE

Veronica Diata has $7.5m. So why is the God-fearing bitch writing to me?

Dearest beloved One,

My name is Veronica Diata, 19years old girl, And the only survival of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Diata Johnson. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. Realy It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.November 2007.

Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected by one of his brother who accompanied him on that Trip, But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 8 years old, and since then my father took me soo special. Before the death of my Father on November 12th 2007 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has the sum of Seven Milion Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars.(USD$7.5.000 000) left in a Metalic Trunk box,

Which he deposited in one Prime Security Company here in Abidjan, but the Security Company didn't know the content as money, because it was registered as family valuables personal for security reasons. And he made the secretary to understand that it was because of this wealth that makes his Brothers to be against him, He also advice the secretary that i should seek for a foreign partner abroad, who will help me to retreived that trunk box, and shipped it direct to his or her country, and also to travel along with him or her because my life is in danger as soon as his Brothers find out about that money in the Security Compnay,

My dear beloved, i am just 19 years old and a Secondary School Level and really don't know what to do. This is because i have suffered a lot of set backs, as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. Coupled that i have been chased out of my Fathers House, all because i dont want to tell his Brothers any thing about my Fathers Wealth which they have plan to take over from me all because i am still a small girl,

My dearest one, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded, I want you to assist me retreived this trunk box out from the Security Companys Custody, and shipped it direct to your Country, And as soon as you received it, You will now make an arrangement for me to come over to your Country in other to continue my Education and also to invest that money into Bussines relationship with you,

I will be waiting for your urgent reply immediately you read this message, and Please if you find this mail offensive, please ignor it and accept my appology, Thanks once again, and may God almighty bless you and your Family, kindly get back to me as soon as possible so that i will give you all the details, including the contact of the Security Company, so that you can contact them on how this trunk box will be retreived and also be deliver direct to you in your Country,

Thanks till i hear from you,

Yours Beloved
Veronica Diata.

Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division. Fuck off, cunts

Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $260.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. DANIEL WILSON
EMAIL: danielwilson437@yahoo.com.cn

Do contact Mr. Daniel Wilson of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use in making payment of $260.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Daniel Wilson of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Saturday 13 December 2008

Mrs Carmen Royo: The lying tart has $47.7m to give me

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

I am Mrs Carmen Royo, Spanish by nationality and married to South African Mr. Victor Royo. I am the Manager of Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of ''la Caixa'' Bank here in Spain. I have a business proposal, that l believe will be beneficial to both of us, hence, the reason for contacting you.

During routine auditing, we discovered an abandoned sum of 47.7M US Dollars (Forty-Seven Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in the Banks safety deposit vault and upon further inquiries the bank realised that the money belong to one of our foreign customer by the name of Late Mr. Robertson Gulam, who died along with his entire family in a ghastly train explosion on the 11th March 2004 in Atocha, Madrid, Spain. Since his death, the Bank has been expecting his relatives or possibly any of his close acquaintances to contact us with the view of claiming this money. The reason for this is contained in the banking guidelines that stipulated the release of such money to bonafide and legal relatives of the deceased. Since Late Mr. Robertson Gulam, died along with his entire family, the Bank has not been contacted till this day.

I have thought this issue over and upon detailed consultation with my husband decided to contact someone trustworthy who will be ready to proceed with my plans. My plans are quite simple and result oriented being an insider in the Bank What this means is that with my help, as an insider can easily file in a claim for the money as I am ready to give you all the information needed. The said information I am going to divulge will enable you successfully put in a claim for this money as a relative of his. The reason I am ready to get involved in this business proposal is that I am opposed to this money being paid into the Bank Treasury as unclaimed funds or declared to the Spanish Government who will immediately request for a freeze and confiscation. In the event of finalizing my business proposal, I plan to share the money in percentages with 40% of this going to a foreign partner, which will be yours if you accept to do this business with me, while 60% would be for me, my family and a host of charities.

If you finally agree to go into business with me, there are bank procedures cum requirements that will have to be met. Firstly, you must contact the bank as a relative of the deceased indicating your interest in the funds and upon receipt of this letter; you will be sent an application form for this purpose. It is instructive to emphasize at this point that this transaction is hitch free and as such you need not entertain any fear. All required arrangements have been made and do feel free to contact me on Fax. Number:+34-944-343-834 indicating your interest or otherwise. You should understand that all of these should be kept very confidential as this is the only way we can achieve maximum success. I will personally monitor the arrangement here in the bank for the speedy transfer of the funds to your account after which percentages as highlighted above will be followed.

Please take note, my Husband is the only one that l have discussed this business with and we have both agreed to it. For reasons bothering around professionalism, my husband will be my contact as my phone might be monitored considering my position in the Bank. Do feel free to call my husband on his number +34650 085 505. We are looking forward to hearing from you via my private e-mail:mrscarmenroyo@gmail.com


Best regards,

Mrs. Carmen Royo,

Friday 5 December 2008

Mrs Naomi Solomon again: New tale, another $2.5m lie

This old whore has changed her husband's name this time, see labels

From Mrs Naomi Solomon
No[318 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire



ATTN:
DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr Anthony Solomon who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I dont want my husband efforts to be used by unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your
reply.


Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs naomi solomon.

Barr.Kabiru Ali has $650,000 to shove up my cunt

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA.

Attn: ATM USER,

This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 5951390123FUCK
EXPRIES 12/11) has been accredited with your favor to your Automatic Teller
Mechine users Reward (ATM). .

Your Personal Identification Number is 822.The ATM Card Value is $650,000.00
USD. You are advised to contact:

Barr.Kabiru Ali
Email:barr.kabiru.ali@gmail.com
Tel: +234-703-399-0865

Please,send the below informations to claim your Award.

FULL NAME:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX:
AGE:

KINDEST REGARDS,

Sharon Newberne.

Ssshhh! Dr.lamine Usman wants to give me $12.4m

From The Desk of Dr.lamine usman
Audits & Accounts Dept
Bank of Africa
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
TEL:00226 70 99 00 60
Dear Friend,

I am Dr.lamine usman a banker with the above mentioned bank in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in West Africa, holding the post of the Audit & Accounts dept,. On Monday, 31 July, 2000, one Andreas Schranner, a German National, An Astute Business man of international repute, a contractor with Ecowas country, whose endeavours spans various areas of business interest, (Real estate, contractor and Farming .etc) made a numbered time (Lodgment Fixed Deposit, valued at $12,400,000.00 (Twelve million four hundred thousand United States dollars) for twelve calendar months in my Bank Branch.

Upon Maturity, we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his company that Mr. Andreas Schranner was aboard the AF4590 plane, which crashed Monday, 31 July 2000 into the Hotelissimo.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
After further investigation, it was discovered that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin proved fruitless.
On further investigation, it was discovered that Late Mr. Andreas Schranner did not declare any next of kin or relatives in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paper work here in our Bank. The total sum, $12,400,000.00 is still in my bank. All efforts to trace and locate his next of kin proved abortive.

In accordance with the country’s banking laws and constitution guiding this banking institution stated that after the expiration of (7)Seven years, if no body or person comes for the claim as the next of kin , such money will be revert to the Burkina Faso government treasury if nobody applies as the next of Kin to claim of the fund. Consequently, It is upon this respect, I seek to present you as a foreign partner to stand in as the next of kin to the late Mr. Andreas Schranner since no one will come up for the claim.

Upon acceptance of this proposal, I shall send to you by mail the ASB Bank "Next of Kin Payment Application Text Form" as well as detailed information on how this deal would be carried out.
The money will be shared in the ratio: 50% percent for me, 40% percent for you and 10% percent for any arising contingencies during the Course of this transaction. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, as I will use my position in the Bank's here to perfect this business transaction & secure approvals and guarantee the successful execution of this transaction.

Please be informed that your utmost confidentiality is required. If this interests you, I want to remind you of the confidentiaality of this Transaction at hand whatever your decision is.
I await your urgent response. Your detailed reply should contain your telephone,Mobile and fax numbers with your full name for easier communication for an onward proceeding.Please bear in mind this is risk free business transaction

Thanks.

Dr.lamine usman
Audits & Accounts Manger